Courtney (she/her/they)

My father in law used to wear contacts.

He would often forget them and wear them to bed, sometimes for days, and then when he went to do things in the morning, sometimes one would be missing.

This went on for several years and one day he brings up some “minor discomfort” in his left eye.

After some deduction, a lot of eye rolling and tons of pain, they managed to get most of the pieces to about 10-12 contacts behind the left eye, and 4-5 in the right eye.

They sometime ripped and seprted into different spots around his eye and he apparently was in a massive mount of pain before actually speaking up about it.

I had an eyelash grow toward my eyeball once and I thought I was dying…

When I drove a pickup? Lol no pickup drivers are 99% assholes and pieces of shit.

Now that I’m driving an older model car? Also no, I see a parts bin I can pillage when my car dies.

A dotted line and a symbol on the ground do not a bike lane make.

Give me some of them concrete barrier separations.

Hey now, that costs extra!

all of the above

I recently left a job where my coworker was the absolute dumbest motherfucker I have ever met, but at least he was willing to listen to people with differing opinions. I think I managed to pull him a little left, at the very least he started out going “the people in charge generally know what is best for us even if they sometimes dip into things themselves” and ended with “fuck ice, they’re fascists acting exactly like the nazis did and the shitbags in charge are enabling them at every turn, the whole system needs reset” which is a pretty big leap, IMO.

One thing I couldn’t budge him on was the moon landing. It doesn’t matter that I have assisted in a laser range-finding experiment using the retro reflectors left on the moon, thus confirming to myself that we HAVE been there.

It didn’t matter how much I explained the Apollo missions, how much I explained why things behave in space the way they do, how much I explained why NASA essentially hd to rebuild a moon mission from the ground up, or any number of things. He still firmly believed it was all bullshit and we never went there.

I would always end the conversation about space stuff with “the biggest reason to me is that the USSR never came out and said ‘this is fake, here’s proof they faked the landing’ and basically gave up not long afterward, and they clearly had spies and intelligence capable of infiltrating NASA systems and obtaining classified information, just look at the Russian space shuttle. If they knew we faked it, they would have every reason in the world to embarss us by revealing our lies to the world” and he would always agree on that point. Still fake to him though

I saw the title and definitely thought this was about something else…

Dormant account goes active and suddenly starts posting a bunch of nazi-cock-gobbling “art” in a short amount of time, and keeps defending their choices to host content created by nazis by saying weak ass shit like “yeah but that has nothing to do with this specific thing”

Magda Goebbels made a great strudel, whoopty-fucking-doo still a goddamn nazi.

Imagine posting Adolf Hitler’s art go an art community, and when people say "maybe don’t post a nazi’s art, getting defensive with “yeah but the holocaust has nothing to do with his paintings”

Absolutely insane line of reasoning.

Daily reminder pebble throw is a nazi

I have never had relations with a pumpkin!

I may or may not be taking notes on what to do for Halloween this year with my spouse, though… Body paint here I come…

Selmak was frustrating, but never a douche, in my opinion.

In fact, Jacob had such a strong impact on Selmak that they became almost a liability as far as the other tokra were concerned. He was too tempted to ignore thousands of years of protocol and precedent to assist the SGC.