When it gets humid down there. You know, like a swamp. Also I think this same group of people need to learn how close their butthole is to the twig and berries. Every fart is blowing poo particles all over the cotton dungeon.

For the people that say their junk is clean from shower, do y’all not get swamp crotch like at all? Just stays clean and dry down there all day no matter what? Lucky bastards if so, but I find that highly unbelievable. And no errant droppage after going? Resheath and “oh no! Strays hit the ultra clean barrier!”?