I’ll leave that to the philosophers

They seem to be dancing around the implications of having an orange shit-gibbon with dementia as well as pathological narcissism in the white house, to no avail

I have to make her feel better after the things we do together

Aftercare still matters, even if the Alzheimer’s means that she won’t really remember it

It’s just the right thing to do

I’ll say hi to her during my next visit

By buying proper sausages

Inflicting that shit on yourself is like going to a brothel for a cuddle

Religion is poison

Religious people are stupid

Your brain is there to keep you alive

It isn’t there to make you happy

Life isn’t fair, it never was, and it never will be

Just make the most of things, because it’s all we have

Wish you were wrong, but I agree completely

Hope is dangerous

'Murica has let me down too many times before

And the real problem is the Tangerine Toddler fomenting riots so that he can declare martial law, suspend all elections and declare himself as Supreme Leader

At least you won’t have to worry about choking on a tooth or something

I can imagine that they’d probably be bitter, and also terrible for the cholesterol

You’re a dickhead

What you can’t see is the koala with chlamydia in the background, about to be eaten by a drop-bear

Because rehabilitation is more effective

Punitive justice won’t change the way people think, the cycle will just repeat

Things like the death sentence don’t work, because people are still murdering, even though they know that they face execution for it

It’s a pointless punishment

Circumcision is barbaric and backwards

Religion doesn’t get a free pass either. Superstition is no basis for mutilating babies

America is one of the only places in the world that still thinks this disgraceful practice is OK.

All because they followed the ideas of a nutter who made cornflakes…

Shit’s fucked

So much of the bullshit society faces now is because people are afraid to step up and punch someone deserving in the mouth

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Religion is poison.