Yay the power of the free market! Capitalism survival of the fittest… oh wait.

So fiscally responsible /s

But the DOW…

Not even a transmission, a jet turbine. Joke on joke.

Vertical integration

All working as intended, nothing to see here.

Fortunately he’s flying

Y-you can’t eat carpet… Silly Daddy

Anytime now the trickle down is gonna start, trust /s

Nah these are white people. Terrorists are brown /s

Laws are for the poor and those not in power.

30 Rock, Will Arnett plays a gay version of Jack and it’s hilarious.

“You win sex against a man, that’s the straightest thing there is”

Keep doubling it until he shuts the fuck up

The Umbrella Academy and Santa Clarita Diet, two good ones I’ve not seen suggested yet.