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Could you imagine if this is what causes the US to finally go all-in on electric?? I mean, it won’t because petrol companies own the government, but I’d still like to fantasize

How dare you hurt that poor sweet baby! Everyone knows that hallways, door frames, and kitchens are made for lounging!

Trust me, keep it that way.

“opinions” formed from a mix of stolen books and movie scripts, terminally online shutins and fanfic writers, and politics comment sections cannot be considered a holistic look at humanity.

We’re absolutely going extinct. I’m out of hope at this point.

“Ungh ungh ungh… Why did you stop?”

“Is this cultural appropriation if I’m riding you and I’m not Hawaiian?”

I mean, this isn’t a comparison of irl vs a fictional utopia, this is a comparison of fictional utopias.

This comment tells me that the propagandists have won. I hate the modern internet so bad. There was a golden moment where google was functional and morally ambiguous, information was reasonably high quality, and bots just wanted your credit card information.

Oh, I’ve understood that for ages. Back when India was trading the record for hottest pepper, you’d find dozens of videos of folks eating them. Some died from aspiration. Others from swelling in the gut. I take it seriously.

we discuss an unusual exposure of capsaicin to the vaginal mucosa with successful treatment.

Before I read any further, I’d just like to point out my supreme confusion at how a respirator might help in this situation. I first imagined a patient in an urgent care being prescribed a respirator to treat their nightmarish groin pain.

Edit: by god, they must have been screaming from the speculum. I nearly audibly screamed as I read through this. What fresh, undeserved horror this person lived through.

You’ve touched a bush. You now owe a raccoon 8 trillion leaves.

It can still get to be more than a little aggravating being in forever debt

The good place. Seems like a decent place to exist

You now owe a raccoon 7 trillion leaves

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Oh jeez, our federation is borked. It took hours to get this notification. But yeah, at this point, upping the power on our motor seems to be the only immediately apparent longterm feasible option

I’ve eaten nearly exclusively spicy food for many years and have only been eye spiced once. I generally don’t even wash my hands after, and often touch my face and eyes while cooking because of my hair. It almost feels like a fairy tale to me, the idea of getting eye spiced. Are people irritating their eyes with peppers spicier than serrano, arbol, and pequin peppers or are my eyes just impervious?

But I would like some advice for an ongoing issue, I still can’t figure out how to prevent my home from filling with painfully spicy air when I stir fry. Any advice on that front?

Kbin is pure kbin, made by Ernest, who is lovely but sick. Can browse lemmy/kbin/mbin content. Interface is slick and prioritized, which means it can be a bit inefficient resource-wise.

Mbin is kbin but with forked updates and frontend changes. Lighter load, little differences.

Lemmy can browse kbin/mbin/lemmy content. Created by Davel and nutomic. I think you might know about the intricacies of its interface.

Piefed, im not sure about. Very different interface and sorting.

“Whoa, they have grilling???”

“Yes, they grill your soul over a pit of pulsing, miasmic ichor. It slowly strips you of even the concept of sanity through sheer agony.”

“I can only imagine the BTUs in grilling heaven, wow!”