Delivery driver
Dvda
Gape
Fist

Why is this search not working?

Oh she has a full beard. No one is going to mistake that for an under age girl.

How about dragon my balls across… wait. I think I’m into fitness. Yeah good health and fitness.

How about dragon?

During this time of my life, every response was a movie or commercial quote. I somehow had almost every conversation this way. Now it’s just meme responses. I’ve grown.

Joe is so old

This is why my wife says I can’t shave my beard.

They got a pepper bar!

Would you like that super size?

It’s not toast and I’m sad

Say what? Is kraft past its date still good? At least milk and butter is still cheap…right?

“is there a water fountain here?”

“Yeah, at the entrance to the neighborhood in the retaining pond”

I don’t know what this is but it looks cool

It’s a luncheon but no food will be served 😔