This coaster is the kind of whimsy the world needs now more than ever

The A.I. if you will

It’s New Jersey Italian-American for capicola. Kind of like prosciutto

And the gabagool

“Drug-free workplace” policy language is also a requirement for a lot of government contracts in the US

Gotta keep up, or you’ll be streets behind.

Lemmy is streets ahead of modern Reddit. It’s honestly pretty close to replicating the feel of Reddit 15+ years ago, back when it was more intellectual and dense, less accessible but also way less engagement-baity. Reminds me of a time when the entire internet felt like knowledge waiting to be discovered.

Every so often I go back to Reddit and I’m always astonished by how lowest-common-denominator everything is now.

That MF bird knows something

This is what I’ve seen floating around

Could just be post-processing I guess.

Jeans in a hospital bed. No buttons on her shirt (except the collar). Weird wall perspective between them. Not a single IV pole or monitor in sight. The newspaper text is garbled. And what kind of hospital bed has wooden armrests and no handles or adjustment buttons? This is some phony shit.