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Cake day: June 10th, 2023

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  • Former mortician here. These aren’t used everywhere or all the time. If your family requests your body be embalmed, all the liquids and semi-solids of your insides will be sucked out of your guts using a hollow spear hooked up to a vacuum. If done right, there should be no liquid left in your body to leak out.

    The funeral homes I worked at didn’t have these. If it was necessary to plug the anus, we’d pack it with a bunch of kapok fiber. It’s like cotton but doesn’t absorb liquid.




  • 80s: corporations send hundreds of tonnes of trash to landfills while people are told to reduce the trash they generate

    90s: corporations make everything plastic and disposable while people are told to recycle

    00s: corporations cover the atmosphere in greenhouse gasses while people are told to reduce their carbon footprint.

    10s: corporations buy politicians while people are told to vote.