Americans are far too chickenshit to do anything like that.

I love this for Scientology.

Years ago I was outside that location and decided to go in to check it out. The place was a ghost town inside. I was just walking around, picking up books and reading the back. Finally someone came up and talked to me. I said something like “I always walk by this place but don’t know anything about it. Thought I’d pop my head in.”

She was very suspicious of why I was there, wouldn’t answer questions, and basically herded me back out the door. I wasn’t even offered to take their personality test.

As much as I hate to say it, this might be the best thing for them.