IT’S LIKE RAAAAAAAIIIIINN on your wedding day.

A greeeen light, when you’re already late.

Some good advice, that you just didn’t take.

And who would’ve thought, Al Gore was based.

On the Internet?! C’mon get real! Next youre gonna tell me that picture of the woman touching her laptop screen and keyboard simultaneously is faked.

Thanks, but The explanation I’m here looking for is: “is that Messi? And if so: why/where?”

My cat brought one of these home when we lived in central America. I had no idea what it was, and I was terrified - I refused to believe the internet when they told me they were harmless and not venomous. It was a scary looking little alien.

The one pictured is much more open and spread out. Obviously getting carried in a cat’s mouth would put a tiny little creature like this in defense mode - mine was much more compact and I didn’t realize it was a spider / scorpion. Edit: the body was probably 3in/7cm long, a little shorter than credit card cut into an oval.

I love DP

I honestly assumed this license plate was cool AF

Dead prez got that crazy shit. They keep it crunker. John blaze n shit.