No.

Actually, I thought about it a bit more and decided that, as preposterous as it sounds, a universe where apple and frito pies coexist might actually be pretty nice.

If you wish to make a frito pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

It makes me wonder if OP is from somewhere where only religious texts are available in prison

I wonder if they’re tasty

Pssh whatever it’s cuz I’m looking fly as hell

That’d be bloody damn prime

Nuts to that, the real question is how do I increase my milfability?