I once smacked my funny bone on a piece of lumber and lost all feeling and control of my right hand for a good 10 minutes or so and was freaking out that I lost the use of my dominant hand until it started having feeling again and I could move my fingers.

You saw the chart. Time to shut down the Junior Penis Fencing League.

Make the cake part corn bread and this would absolutely slap.

“Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

It’s a wood louse

Imagine having to pay for food.

BEEPBOOP

He claims he has the biggest amygdala. Which explains why he’s such a hateful, fearful dumb fuck.

Not only was she rude and unprofessional, she may have actually broken the law depending on where this was.

I guess that also means if I successfully gaslight the AI into giving me a 120% discount, Target has to pay for it.

How can he be a brain in a jar if he doesn’t even have a brain in his skull?

Man evolves into crab.

Moving machines evolve into train.

Sub-shrub

So I should put them on sandwiches? 🤔

I don’t really celebrate it. Not because I am an atheist, tho. Because I am poor. 😩

Can I get some more pixels? At least enough to make the text legible?

Dogs actually can play pretend.

If I look at their genitals, yeah.

The restaurant? 🤔

Nature.

That game does suck. And I’m pretty sure it uses AI generated content, too.