LORDSMEGMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2vejhdm8lo

I’m glad I’m not the only one who bashes allen keys in until they work

hows that lid supposed to work

Personally, I would rather establish sexual compatibility before I pledge my life to someone.

Ben Shapiro has less self awareness than a sea cucumber

Whats wrong honey? You haven’t fucked your hamdogger

What if we got some people extensive plastic surgery to look just like the artemis 2 crew and act all surprised like how did we get a second crew they just came back two days ago

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Budd Dwyer

Nope. I have completely removed every form of satire from my conversations.

Book of Mormon! My first time seeing it and had a great time

What is up with the chav obsession?

Imagine having a HP printer for a car.

This meme brought to you by carbon emissions.

Lagavulin

I remember that. At the time, I was dating a girl who was a bit obsessed with Christy Mack, so she was pretty shook up. Of course, I responded “Some guy called War Machine is a massive asshole? I am SHOCKED.” Apparently that was not the right answer.