One more thing to freak out about. Which level of politeness is appropriate. Im polite by nature! Oh no, what if I’ve already offended people?!?

Ive used the big curved knife at pizza stores. (curvedswords2.meme) I dont think this staff thing would work quite as well. No clearance. Youd be fisting the pizza as you cut unless you’re super steady.

I read that as sarcastic. Like Praise Allah all you want, it wont help.
Still…It is weird. Hope hes got a toe tag on and this is one of his handlers.

The “staff” one is totally impracticable. if the nunchucks have welded chains they would work great but if not…yeah im for sure cutting my self swinging those around. Still…Hell yeah.

Edit- meant to say “Impractical” but spell check chose “impracticable”, and now impractical doesn’t even make sense in my head anymore. All i can say is impracticable… Ill never spell impractical right the first time again.

I can’t believe they didn’t nuke old . reddit yet. I left when they killed the API that killed off all the 3rd party apps. Deleted my account and never looked back. Fuck reddit, fuck Spez, fuck the greedy corpo that its become.

Thats just the doctor getting stuck at starbucks on their way in.