They are in university. Too old for him.

I’m about 80% convinced to try this. I could use the extra money.

I just say “that insufferable English bitch that isn’t Margaret Thatcher”.

For the Albertans that want to be Americans, that is their choice. The land, on the other hand…

Yeah can get behind this. Was in the gym the other day, doing the seated row. Usual weight. Went to grab the handle and something goes clunk in my back. Blinding pain and now I can’t bend or sit down for extended periods.

A bar walks into three guys…

Damn, I bet that river has more liquid assets than I do.

Ah so these are the child support payments…

So they can be eaten with no risk of Allah taking offense?

Didn’t even need to be debunked.

While the army may have a height restriction, the Marines do not. You like crayons? Then you are good!

I know a few 29 year old folks that would be infinitely better qualified than half the jackasses on this administration.

I’ve said no to many imaginary friends.

I mean… If it works

Quantum Mechanics has entered the chat

Oh well. As a certain ballistic missile submarine Captain once observed: A revolution every now and again, is a healthy thing.

There’s an oddly well written scientific paper on Death in Congress. Made me laugh out loud.

Your prof is Roger Moore?

No, I support guillotining the ultra wealthy and ruling class.

If I recall my history, they had him killed because he was irritating.