Malgas

I haven’t actually gotten around to trying it yet, but Alton Brown made a video recently where he rolled his own pancake mix. It looked good.

I have no idea who either of us is talking about.

But I use I/me pronouns for myself. That’ll get confusing real quick.

You aren’t your dogs mistress

I’ll grant that it sounds a bit archaic, but “mistress” is technically correct there.

But yes, agreed that “master” can be used in a gender-neutral way.