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I am (well, probably now ‘was’. Birthdays suck) a young ex-church goer. I am young enough to bounce back and re-learn how the world works.
My mom is 56. She can’t bounce back and learn a whole new world.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•my Lemmy modus operandi & why I end up deleting an account and making a new one
1·17 hours agoSomeday I will have control of my own internet, and host my own instance. Then deleting/making accounts will be a lot easier. (I have 28 replies from my last night out. To scared to read them)
There’s nothing wrong with packing a bag with 2 pairs of jeans, 4 shirts, and taking the first available flight out of town. (Am so close to trying this, except from my local airport, it will probably go from Nowhere, to Slightly-Bigger-Nowhere)
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Please say I'm not the only oneEnglish
1·18 hours agoEither rotate your legs, or rotate your penis.
Those shouldn’t line up that way.
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
pics@lemmy.world•German flight pioneer Melli Beese in front of her airplane wearing an aviator fur suit
141·19 hours agoHuh. When I look for more Aviator Fut Suits, the results look very different…
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Christians of Lemmy, how do you feel about the U.S. president posting an Al photo of him as Christ?
1·5 days agoI’m pretty sure they didn’t have deep faeks in 33AD /s
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Christians of Lemmy, how do you feel about the U.S. president posting an Al photo of him as Christ?
11·5 days ago110% you are right, but I can only think of that scene in Dune part 2.
Of course he is humble. That proves he is the messiah…
My mom was Team Kirk when he died. I wonder if The Wire has an an tire come darin for Dune part 2 because it is anti-religion. I can’t find a review on YouTube, and no way in hell I am searching facebook to search for it. (Mom listens to daily wire on facebook daily)
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•i know we're not supposed to do "i have no words" titles but i literally have no words
41·5 days agoSo… Person does a crime. Person goes to a room. The person gets food and shelter. Both of those is a cost to the room owner.
How is the room owner making a profit?
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•i know we're not supposed to do "i have no words" titles but i literally have no words
7·5 days agoIf Australia does, I’m too “stuck indoors with no TV” to notice.
I do know there are too many teens/indigenous Australians locked up.
Extras
(The way I see it, they were here first. Why are they going to jail for walking freely on their land? Just because Town Council put a road there?
I’m in a part of Australia where there is the White Mans Name, and the Indigenous Name for the land, and I am happy to put their name first.)
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•Christians of Lemmy, how do you feel about the U.S. president posting an Al photo of him as Christ?
75·5 days agoThere is the SLIGHT possibility that we are loving in bible times, and trump is the messiah, and like the bible, everyone hated him.
I will only believe that if he comes back from the dead though
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•i know we're not supposed to do "i have no words" titles but i literally have no words
141·5 days agoPrivate prison.
Unless I am really out of the loop. Is that prison for profit???
How???
Wait until she hears about man flu. Phew. That sucks.
/s
All jokes aside. I’m growing my hair out. Last hair cut 2 years ago. Learning hair maintainemce, from my sister, who is a mother. Hard work dealing with kids, periods, hair, make up, work, shaving, AND with men being a possible threat every night out. (I’m sure that’s the wrong order of importance, but cough cough, I think man flu is coming up again…)
I always joke with the line from Ron Weasly. “No one can feel all that. They will explode”
After seeing that betting site prediction about Trump mentioning Allah a second time, nothing can phase me for this year. (Maybe even until 2028 or his funeral. Whichever comes first)
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
RetroGaming@lemmy.world•Recommendations for a low-attention game to play during meetingsEnglish
1·5 days agoTIL poker night at the Inventory has a SFW version
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Those of you who don't wash your hands after going to the bathroom, why?
2·5 days agoI knew a guy who didn’t eat anything spicy because he went to the bathroom right after eating spicy food.
Now I wash my hands 3+ plus times after eat something spicy and going to pee
“So why did you choose South Korea for your holiday?”
“Uhhhhh. The food…”
Imagine showing this to someone in 2016. I wouldn’t believe it
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.worldto
Technology@lemmy.world•Amazon: Older Kindles can no longer download e-booksEnglish
5·7 days agoI got 3 kindles off eBay for the price of 1 new. 2 successfully jail broken (and 1 ready to be jail broken. Just on the fence of making another account, or gamble my main one again)


Guess I’m a whole day late on a simalar joke…