This is gonna be good.

Schlong

We’re still laughing though.

They realized their mistake on time

Well golly gee humdinger fuck me in the ass!

tl;dr

Live and let dumb.

I can attest to this, I too smoked all day every day and one day I was just too lazy to go buy more weed and I haven’t smoked since. That was 15 years ago.

Floon Fleedle

This one is older than sin but I still upvote every time

He named his son what

The Dutch have already solved the splashback question but the world was not ready for their solution.

Weed is such a harmless little bullshit drug to be so ridiculously over-the-top hyper criminalized in some countries like bruh.

Weed is gonna ruin your life because if you have it on your person imma sens you to prison for 30 fucking years and ruin your life.

It does not. Make. Sense.

*Sit and spray

I’m freedickin’ that shit homie

I didn’t piss over my hands.

Aww shit not Reich again

It’s spam. Yer being spammed.

Electrolytes, it’s what plants crave!

I’ll start my United Nations. With blackjack, and hookers. In fact, forget the United Nations.