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I definitely get chronic migraines from my ex, so I think you might be onto something.

I was gonna say, I can not only taste the difference, but I also get violent diarrhea whenever I drink the zero-sugar sodas.

But if you do it everywhere you go, it stops being unique. You’re falling right into the same trap unless you occasionally shit on the floor as well.

Well yeah, it wasn’t the end of the world as we know it at the time.

I agree with you on all fronts. It’s super cringey, no matter how apt of a description it may be.

My first car was a 2005 xc70, and that thing would run like nothing was wrong with 3/5 engine coils blown. I miss that car sometimes…

I must quickly