You are not in the sudoers file, this incident will be reported

Personally I’d use present tense, but otherwise good

Kinda hard to legislate against that

if you leave pretty much any sugar rich liquid alone it will find a way to turn its self to alcohol

It’s illegal in the UK too.

That said, so long as you’re not selling it no one really cares

So pirate the show and tell people it was terrible?

Captain