I feel you. I never liked the “ugly cartoon” aestic. Even if I enjoy the characters/plotlines, it distracts me so much and hurts my enjoyment of the media somewhat. Some TV examples include: Ren and Stimpy, the closeups in SpongeBob, Anything by Klasky Csupo (Rugrats, Wild Thornberrys, and especially Aaahh!!! Real Monsters), and the pupils in Rick and Morty.

Why is her nose shaped kinda like a Plumbob?

There is no such thing as a TV that blocks you from using it without an internet connection. I promise you there is an option to continue without connecting, unless you specifically purchased an ad-supported display that requires you to go online so it can serve you ads (and so far every TV that tried to pull that crap has failed to sell).

You’re making up problems in your head again. Stop doing that.

Not on my experience. I simply set my LG OLED to HDMI 1 and leave it there. I don’t own a Blu Ray player nor any game consoles, so one input for my PC is all I need. TV boots up like a monitor and immediately displays the desktop. I never see the smart crap ever.

If you have to for your particular model, you can always get a service remote and put the TV into Hotel Mode, then from that menu, disable the smart features completely, and program the TV to default to your input of choice every time you boot it up. Every TV in existence has Hotel Mode, and thus is capable of doing this.

Just don’t connect it to the internet. Smart TV is now dumb TV. It really is that simple.

A simpler method is to just add a little salt to the water, and they peel easily. Vinegar works too.

It also helps to leave a tiny bit of the egg above water. This will create an air pocket in the egg, and if you start peeling it from there, it will be a lot easier.

To be fair, regular fat people should be shamed as well. There is an obesity epidemic, and we need to stop accepting it as normal. I’m no telephone pole of a human being myself, but I’d definitely be a lot heavier than I already am if no one ever called me out on my weight. Every fat person needs to be called out. It’s a good motivator to be healthier.