I bought a skirt recently, it had two cute little front pockets. I was excited only to discover they were fake.

Constitution is winning a tomato eating contest

More? More?!

We don’t eat them though, only the regular flying ones.

Derby is 100% the most inclusive sport I can think of. It’s basically the queer sport.

I can’t tell if you’re joking or not?

I love my snotty little window lickers.

I don’t know if you’ve seen it or not, but I made !earlychildhoodeducation@quokk.au and you’re the first other early years person I’ve seen on here! :3