Fuck absolutely everything about this.

Now imagine if they were actually subject to environmental regulations.

Well… shit. That’s what it was?

Concepts of a cow

Metadata is slow, messy, and volatile. Also, shortcuts are a thing.

File paths. Not just the filename, the entire directory path, including the filename. It’s way too easy to run up against limit if you’re actually organized.

Unbelievably, Windows still has a ridiculously short filepath length limit.

To be honest, I find most of these passive aggressive and patronizing.