Hey, at least they’re not blaming immigrants for this.

The government doesn’t want you to know this but if you take raw milk and heat it gently for a brief period of time, it becomes safe to drink.

I was on a submarine for 8 years and I fucking love sitting at a desk that stays level.

It goes quite well in a drink called “The Last Word”. It’s 1 part gin, 1 part green Chartreuse, and 1 part maraschino liqueur.

Rain happens without thunder all the time tho

The reality is this is an absurd proposition (absurd in the philosophical sense). Trollies have safety features and if you understand engineering, you understand that things are designed to fail safely.

If something were to cause the trolley to hit anyone, that’s a freak accident caused by a casaced of decisions that were made before you had the option to pull the lever. No one would hold you accountable for your decision, and the reality is the choice you make doesn’t matter. Just go to therapy afterwards please.

Explore more ridiculous trolley questions here.

One more thing, another version of the trolley question is this:

Suppose six people are in a coma. One person will recover without intervention. Five will die unless they all receive organ transplants from the person that would otherwise survive. Do you intervene, killing one person to saving save five, or standby, watching five die while one survives.

Forgive an ignorant question, but why?

That game has some of the best quotes:

“They try to put their stake in everything they see. Nobody’s dick’s that long. Not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick. Thus, the name.”

“They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.”

Margaret Killjoy is a cool person who does cool things. Also, check out their podcast.

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-cool-people-who-did-cool-96003360/

More like “life is a Piss-on” amirite

Well if you wanted them you shouldn’t have given them away!