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That didn’t work? Did you reinstall yet?

I’m not actually drinking it for the taste.

That dog is clearly open carrying and would not need a permit in my state.

The supreme court that will do anything for a bribe and has already pissed on the constitution?

That 6 pack of non alcohol beer I accidentally bought in my fridge about to hit the 3rd year…

Am I going to have to go outside again?

Dont let your mom find it. That was an awkward conversion.

“Sir, China just went though our blockade.”

"Nahhh I letted them go in it cas me big strong and the love me. I’m the bestes like no one has ever bested before. "

Why tsunami four?

It’s the payday celebration lunch, getting something expensive at work for lunch. I usually eat cheaper but the payday burger is the first thing that came to mind that I know the price history. I got stash of dry food in my office I can microwave for lunch.

Small chips from vending machine is $1.50, ~$10-20 would be cheap fast food, a sit down restaurant would be ~30-$60 +tip for one person (haven’t been to one in a few years so I’m not quite up to date).

Normally if you cook at home you can make good meal that last you a day or 2 for $5-10. If your desperate you can scrape by on the college special of ramen, bread, and frozen pizza for ~$1-$2 a meal.

I’d boil my balls for internet that cheap, It’s not possible to get anything for less than $60 where I’m at and it’s cellular internet with a low data cap at that price. Average home internet would be about $75-100 I do also have more expensive contract as I would get charged MUCH more on a home plan as I use more than the 1.5tb a month of “unlimited” internet but it would still be $80-150 a month. I got the cheapest phone plan possible and root my phone to not get charged for tethering and to bypass the shady stuff phone carriers do to your phone to milk you for money.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen an electric bill under $100 I know I’m higher than average as I’m on a computer all day.

Don’t worry the US changes how we measure inflation every few years to keep the number looking politically favorable.

It’s the changes from over the last few years. You don’t notice till you look back. A $10 burger, medium fries and, 2 energy drinks pre COVID became a $12 then $15 lunch post COVID. As of Monday same lunch I like to get is now $19.09.

Pre/during COVID I use to survive off $200usd for a month of groceries, Its now $400 to barely fill the fridge and get a few basics. Electric Went from $150 to $200/$250 and my state put a rate cap on it. Heating bill hit $400 once this winter. Internet went from $90 to $150 my last renewal and Comcast is the only real option. Gas only goes up…

I got a new job a few years ago doubled my pay, cut back on a bunch of monthly bills, and got good at cooking. I saved up a few thousand, and now inflation is taking it back. This month is looking to be a no grocery month as I needed to get the car worked on and I still have to pretend the budget works even the math hasn’t checked out in the last few months. At least I been building up a horde of canned food and ramen for this exact situation.

They come to enslave us, it’s probably an improvement.

Thanks for reminding me of that delta pressure video…

Your telling me to move out of the fire?

He dumb, they dumb. He knows the language.

The webpage can shoot fireworks and confetti to help deliver the news.

glad they don’t know what nukes are

I have an idea…

Money or a gun to acquire the cow.

Outlook(classic), Outlook(New), Outlook, “Mail” and xXOutlook 365 Copilot Quickscope1337 for One Drive Please useXx. What do you mean it’s confusing?