I’m the only guy in my band because I’m the only member of my band

EDIT: Oh, it says GANG-BANG. Well that’s different.

EDIT 2: No, wait, actually it’s not. I’m alone in my gang-bang too.

Draw a dick with your cursor every 5 minutes

Who’s your distributor? I used SongTradr for a while and I’m looking for a new one for my next release

Spot deez nuts!

Nutster

I don’t have a lot to give in this world. Despite working hard I’m not earning much, but I believe it’s important for each and every one of us to give a little of the little we have. So today I give you my downvote. Please take good care of it.

Joke’s on you. I enjoyed that.

There are worse ways to “drown in debt”

Tech bros are the kids that copy-pasted their essays off wikipedia

Starting to think a bunch of them are college dropouts just cause they were lazy

The right will be very mad about this

“In the forbidden area” 🤭

That’s one way of staying hydrated

O _ O

I get a minimum of like 8 upvotes on every post I make in my group here on Lemmy and I’m convinced they’re all bots or all the accounts of one person. They all upvote in sync

They got me in the first half

Then they got me in the second half

Awwww, silly little Microsoft is upset the browser monopoly isn’t theirs

Swapped Adobe Audition for Reaper. No regrets

It’s winking at the two wolves inside me. And one is winking back and the other one isn’t

Well, I mean… I don’t wanna lose ALL the weight

Also, Congress IS wolves, so that ain’t gonna work

“Getting DP’ed” sounds like an easy dream to achieve until you realize it requires meeting two men you trust enough to be alone in a room with

I mean, even one is difficult enough

I never call it

It just comes when it pleases