This is pure genius. Is the tape too stuck or you can remove it ?

I agree.

This should be “Putain de grosses salopes” with an “s” at the end of “grosses”. Bordel de merde.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beheading_video

You say it with the pitch and rythm of “Je ne regrette rien” from Edith Piaf.

I’m French and I bet that it’s the rythm. I can hear this foreigner with a perfect accent but with a way too perfect rythm with the same tonality: “Bon-jour-deux-croi-ssants-s’il-vous-plait”

A French would sing it. Bonjour ! : High pitched, the “bon-” louder than the “-jour”, quick, dynamic.

A pause…

“Deux croissants” medium pitch, without any pause before: “S’il vous plaît”. Sometimes said very fast, since it’s something you say everyday (“Silouplai”), and with a low pitch since it’s the end of the sentence.

I have seen it up to 2,7€/L here in France. The average price is 2,3€/L yet.

Thanks. I was not aware of this.

What is the tool used to get this?

From the French Wikipedia page, it goes against the current, using its wings, body and tail to force it to the bottom of the river.

This list will be way too long in the next years. Coding with the help of an LLM is useful and allows you to go to the solution very fast. If you know how to code, vibe coding is great.