"SCP-945(random number for the joke): Bottomless Costco

• Classification: Safe

Description: Found in the small town of [REDACTED], SCP-945 looks to be a normal “Costco Wholesale,” store, but given the dissapearance of [REDACTED] Residents, it was discovered that the shopping carts of SCP-945, despite looking normal, upon an individual depositing one American Quarter into SCP-945-A and taking a Cart out, they become unresponsive to external stimuli, and mutter what appears to be [REDACTED] before bolting into SCP-945-B with one of SCP-945-A’s Carts, never to leave. It is uncertain if SCP-945-B is a pocket dimension, but tests of SCP-945-B carts have determined that they can hold seemingly infinite items, as no matter how much is added, more room is created. It is therefore surmised SCP-945-B operates on similar logic. Further tests are needed, and the town of [REDACTED] has been scrubbed and locked down to prevent access to SCP-945-A."

“So you found my domain, mortal of the human realm. Speak your reasons for intrusion.”

Also: Very nice.

1. Since side-by-side is naturally excluded, D all the way as the alternative. Comfyyyyyyy
2. Hm…I would not mind A since it would also naturally extend to them, otherwise less proximity. Though if they wanted one, fair. But O is fine too.
3. A out of those styles.
4. O (water if anything)
5. A with some C

Bringing memories to my mind here Frau Maria, haha. But that is okay! They were comfy memories nonetheless.

:3

• You become the Costco.
• You become Costco.
• You Costco.
• Costco.

Part of me now wants to.

That is the best part: “You don’t.”

There are many questions and likely very few answers about this image.

Bepsi.