Be the change you wish to see in the world.

Does drinking this liquid turn you into the toxic avenger?

Boop

Please just learn to enjoy things

8 was having a fine morning, and then BLAMMO! Right in the peepers!

Which part of “someone” is the hook in on that little square?

Cool. Now do camel toe.

You lost me at “call someone.”

That moment when you realize you did that and now it’s time to respond.

Of all the ways to get 30 billion dollars, this would probably be the least emotionally disturbing choice.

Have you seen the couple that both get out of the car at the gas station and have to collaborate way too much to work the pumps?

I don’t think you can jump to Linux. Don’t you have to strut there wearing sexy tights?