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  • Tetragrade@leminal.spaceto196@lemmy.blahaj.zonemetarule
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    2 hours ago

    My pronouns are

    function getPronouns() {
        const dateNow = new Date();
    
        if(dateNow.getMonth()===3 && dateNow.getDate()===1) {
            return "clown/clownself";
        }
        else {
            const timeNow = dateNow.getTime();
            if(timeNow%3 === 0) {
                return "they/them";
            }
            else if(timeNow%5 === 0) {
                return "she/her";
            }
            else if(timeNow%7 === 0) {
                return "he/him";
            }
            else {
                return "void/voidself";
            }
        }
    }
    
    console.log(getPronouns());
    

    Please run this code in your browser console before interacting with me to determine my pronouns at that point in time.



  • Oh my god man, it’s you. You’re the antinazi for brainlessly parroting every Russian pro-war talking point while claiming to be anti war. Yes the fastest way to end a fight is to kill him.

    You know what they call a serial killer that kills serial killers?

    The particular conflict in Ukraine is between two capitalist nations. It’s a conflict between fascists & liberals to decide which tricolor is cooler. Call them both fascist if you want because it changes nothing. Every day they fight and die, the elites become 1% more fascist, and the people 1% more miserable.

    And if Russia wins, the Ukranian people get to be exploited by maximally fascist ghouls, while being made even more miserable, that’s all. Why the hell would you support that.