When I recline to eat, I get the heartburn. I’m barbarous in other ways as well.

Opium is pretty awesome.

That smoked paprika is some good shit!

Lol!

I dont like the sound of that.

Perhaps you have the autism. The way you overanalyze everything.

That’s not how you do it you dolt!

Reddit-like comment.

That’s some obscure satire. More likely explanation is ignorance.

That was Drowning Pool.

Frosty the snowman? Telling somebody to jam a carrot up his ass?

QWOP

You should proofread your own posts before spouting off about literacy in the future.

I spent 50 years knowing cats are called cats.

If you tell me one day, cats are suddenly called billybongs or whatever now… Fuck you. Its a cat.

Strange this pattern keeps repeating for thousands of years.

Kek

Milk! Fuck yeah!!

I’m gen X as all hell and I’ll say lol when I want lol.

Just wait until the world cup comes to Texas. We aint got no commuter trains lmao.

Threats against the pope are nothing new. The popemobile is armored as fuck.