Schindler’s Twist

Eating cotton candy must be a nightmare for him.

You can milk slide down anything with nipples.

Such a beautiful song.

And it’ll all trickle down to us!!! /s

record scratch

Cover your bases. Send nude dudes.

I try to find new things to listen to, but I find that I always go back to music from 1970s-2000s. Classic rock and alternative mostly. I like rap, blues, and a tiny bit of country. I listen to a bit of electronic stuff (I don’t even know what the genres are technically called). That’s about it.

But everyone is observing it.

I also say it when someone farts.

I try but she won’t let me

My one dog likes to stick her tongue in your mouth when you least expect it. I think she’s trying to share her microbiome with everyone.

I am going to continue laughing at carpenter bees.

Is it me you’re looking for?

They’re Klingons?

I wanna pop it

Imagine if you mixed LSD into honey mustard. Your nuggies would whisper dark secrets to you as you ate them.

Why is that red cross worker holding a baby

I kind of think the amount of water used to generate this image might have been worth it.

I’d try that.

I looked it up. Apparently it is usually coconut milk, but sometimes it’s horchata.