Oh look, more good news for society.

This is freaking me out.

I just read Salad Fingers’ Wikipedia from a reddit link, which brought me to the first episode. Then I come here for a cleanse and here he is again.

I’m awake in a fever dream.

Just like everything else in America. Performative, over the top and slow.

That hose would have been straighter going over the car.

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Adam Conover is the human version of a nothing burger.

I’m not American, or in America.

I’ll just hold my breath while I wait for the consequences…

Well he would have to say that, being the FIFA World Peace Prize recipient and all.

I can’t wait.

What’s religion got to do with anything?

I’m more excited about this than I have been for any movie in ages.

But…but…that’s antisemitic…right?

“That’s an absolute lie!”

Oh ok then. Sorry to bother you Mr War Criminal, as you were.

I’m a 46 year old manager in a company that trades €25m per year and I have already told my boss not to expect my presence for at least a week when this comes out.

I would have agreed before but do you really have faith that the Obtuse Orange man wouldn’t just let Bibi do what he wants in exchange for a public patting on the head?

It’s win win for Israel.

“America won’t let us, guess they’re antisemitic after all”

Or

“My best friend Donny said I could, any issues should be taken up with him, and that would make you antisemitic”.