https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fJB2Uvz6JU

perfect French

I’ve long hoped to get ding dong ditched so I could give the kid(s) a good chase. I used to do it when I was a little asshat, and it was always more fun when they came out all mad and tried to find us

Hahaha

Haha imagine if we crossed paths

I’m curious where you’d go with one of my favorites: “my brother legally changed his name to Wayne Gretzky to help me pick up chicks”

One of my hobbies is saying some absolute bullshit as I walk past strangers, in such a way that they overhear it and think its authentic

For example, while walking around a famously historic lake, I said to my partner, as we passed another couple, “Did you know they just dug this lake last week?”