He’ll get over it.

At least it fits.

How is this not The Onion?

I hate to admit it, but this is true. My favorite students have always been the ones who do this.

Even God has had enough of his shit.

The Daily Beast always puts his age in the headline.

Damn, that’s cold.

Plea for sympathy: Denied.

If they did this for real I shudder to imagine what they’d use for the colors.

This is why banshees wail.

Fish Multiplier

Liquid Aminos.

Adds umami to just about everything.

I bet their Facebook profile pictures had “I Have An Immune System” on them during the pandemic.

Be cooler if it was flying.

Your enemy has just exploded. Well played.

The total lack of selfawareness is staggering.

I’m sure if he’d been given the opportunity to consult Grok it would have hallucinated something for him.

How do you know?

Ultimate bait and switch.

It’s the driver for misogyny, homophobia, racism, xenophobia, and so much else.