Triumph

Suing is for damages and to reverse actions.

Things which are illegal should be criminally prosecuted.

As long as there’s still nicotine in 'em.

And your examples are actually political.

One of them is Outlook from MS Office, the other is New Outlook (what used to be Outlook Express). The latter is a royal pain to fully disable, and once you’ve launched it, it takes over everything.

So what’s happening is they’re supposed to be using MS Office Outlook, but New Outlook is in the way. Hence the “neither one works” bit. I know how to solve this, have them give me a call.