Check the batteries

It’s very useful plus my job requires sharing notes around so we use this.

What about the kids that want to do other stuff good too?

How would throwing a nickel at them improve their grammar?

And put some clothes on him dammit

More like baby mama

If you download their app it will change your phone background daily to picture of the day. It’s been awesome!

Waffle cone or just spoon?

How did the food get in??

It is beautiful, but you made it sound like Mexican food. It’s all the same you can just do it differently and call it something else.

Humans kinda are the trippy mushrooms they ate causing them to hallucinate.

It’s how we know! Just put it in your mouth and let us know.

Yeah it snuck up on me, not realizing it at first what it was, but it continues to get better rather than most memes which can get dumb and annoying quickly. Better for me because I took forever getting the joke until I stumbled on it finally.

Dumbass doesn’t even realize he supposed to put it in his mouth lol.

I have a USS Enterprise Pizza cutter. It’s awesome. It’s worthless as a pizza cutter but it’s still awesome.

You can prolly just not connect it to Wi-Fi but I seriously doubt any TVs these days don’t have this bullshit.

Exactly, and we’re never gonna get that stuff off the concrete. Mystery solved.

Shut up. Shouldn’t you be transporting people or something?

Exactly. Told my doctor that recently. Been there done that couldn’t do the sex. Xanax though is great if you don’t abuse it.

Not me. I ate a jalapeno today that was the hottest fucker in the bunch. Forgot to wash my hands. Both my mouth and eyes were on fire. Worth it.