You’re also not answering your calls

We’ve been trying to reach you regarding your car’s warranty

Wasn’t this awhile back?

Aye whundher why

Ah thanks

Don’t step on snek

ELIA: Explain like I’m American

Be careful acquiring bridges from a guy. I’ve heard that can go horribly sweet awry and quickly.

Weird. Me too and I was just thinking about that this morning.

It was screenshot about 23 hour from the time it was posted

Give it a way now

A reason.

I got a list.

I’m treating my penis like religion - I’m largely exaggerating stories about it that we’re mostly made up.

But they will fuck up your nail clippers big time.

My dog will sneak food whenever no one’s watching, and she knows it’s wrong, but it doesn’t stop her. When we eventually catch her she acts very guilty about it because she knows she did something bad or that she did something she wasn’t supposed to do. She keeps doing it though, but shows remorse or at least guilt when caught.

My dog, who eats cat turds from the litter box, displays more human emotion than this steaming pile of elephant dung.

They have seats in the middle in Budapest. At least 20 years ago they did. Also the same in Zion Park as of last year. I always love riding there.

Just peer reviewed that. Verified.

Source - scientist. I peeped that shit and checked out.

Fear is a form of appreciation.

Jokes aside, I don’t get the “furby = evil” things. Much like clowns, or Taco Bell giving people diarrhea (present bullshit excluded). Memes gonna meme I guess.

Less than what you paid for it.

Scientist here. It’s true.