Scared me there for a moment!

Or just electro shock collars

Seeing what he did so far, it’s 100% used toilet water, maybe even without the water part.

We hook up with weird people and go through their closets

Malicious yes, predators yes, corrupt yes, fucked up yes, stupid? No. You think you can become a president and make billions by scamming stealing and lying? Try it, it’s not that easy. We need to stop underestimating them. They will take everything they can and leave us to die.

Not my dodge truck! Oh, wait…

My bad! Release the files! Jail the pedos and their protectors!

The way all months should be! There’s a calendar that does this for 13 months with one extra day for new years. But our society is too busy killing each other over money to switch to it.

They jinxed us!