This you? And you voted for him anyway? Congratulations, this is what you wanted.

Maybe he doesn’t remember that he’s a river?

Bet you feel pretty stupid for having voted for Trump now, huh? I told you so.

The dirty pigs tried to intimidate her in the courtroom, too:

The trial took place at the Fairhope Civic Center, home to the city council chamber and — on the first and third Wednesday of every month — municipal court. Outside the building, dozens of people gathered to support Gamble, while a small army of cops stood watch from inside.

Dude-bro really thought he was the morality police. Fuckin’ scumbag.

[…] In his body camera footage, Babb repeatedly scolds Gamble for the costume, demanding to know how she would explain it to his kids. “I’m not trying to violate your freedom of speech,” he says as he unzips the penis suit. “I’m trying to preserve a town that has values.” Now McDowell was conjuring an alternate reality in which Gamble had teetered precariously at the edge of the road, endangering motorists, while the protest itself was veering close to a riot.

Can’t beat I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor.

Hilarious that he caught a billionaire in the most obvious scam since Wile E. Coyote painted “free birdseed” on the side of a box that’s held up by a stick.

It’s kind of amazing how this is all coming together at the same time for Alex: getting his life’s “work” bought out from under him while Trump cuts him out of the alt-rot movement altogether. I’m curious how it’s all going to go.

The Atlantic is going to be so embarrassed when they get a copy of the certification that he doesn’t have donkey brains.

That scene at the beginning where he ate the brainworm and then suddenly you couldn’t understand what anyone was saying was a masterstroke.

Great list. To add some more pantry stable proteins, I really like dried mushrooms. Shiitake in particular rehydrates into a very nice meat substitute, and the liquid from the process is rich with savory mushroom flavor.

Also, canned chicken or tuna is always great to have on hand for a quick meal.

"Johnson! Turn in your gun and badge…

for the weekend, because you’ve got an all-expenses-paid trip to sunny Palm Beach Florida! Make sure you don’t beat your wife while you’re on administrative leave or we’ll have to send you on a Mediterranean cruise, buster."

Maybe you shouldn’t have voted for Dipshit Don then.

I went to see Madama Butterfly this last weekend. I don’t think there was a dry eye in the house at the end.

It was kind of funny how people booed the actor who played Pinkerton at the end, and he clearly took it as a compliment.

That pic is top-shelf meme bait.

I said supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And I think you said you’re going to test that too… So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute - that’s pretty powerful.

I said supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And I think you said you’re going to test that too… So, we’ll see, but the whole concept of the light, the way it kills it in one minute - that’s pretty powerful.

Here you go.

No need to apologize, people are wrong about lots of stuff.

Yarr