It told me I was likely sitting while I was sitting at my dining table. I assume if your phone is angled more towards the ground it would say you’re in bed.

You should look up knife laws in Australia if you think California is strict. I just found out about this a few weeks ago, but in most of the country, it’s illegal to carry a knife AT ALL unless you have a clear purpose for it. I wouldn’t be able to carry the 2.5" folding knife I keep on me at all times if I were Australia unless I was on the clock and expecting to open some packages.

EMN reference in the wild! Don’t forget to tune in to the livestream tonight at 6 PDT!

HOLY SHIT, THIS IS WHERE MY NISSAN PATHFINDER GOT THIS SHIT FROM??? I hate it with a passion. The worst is going through an automatic car wash and HOPING it actually shifts into neutral. And then once it does shift into neutral, it beeps a warning on the dashboard and tells you how to exit the vehicle while in neutral. JUST LET ME SHIFT THE FUCKING THING LIKE A NORMAL VEHICLE AND YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO DO THAT. I only drive it for work, and I swear I will never buy a personal vehicle newer than 2008 ever again.

ETA: You wanna guess how to guarantee it shifts into neutral? “Shift” into park, DON’T press the side button, which for some reason mechanically blocks the shifter from going into the reverse position only, and then move it towards the reverse position. If you move it in the other direction, there’s nothing preventing you from shifting back into drive.

Quagmire’s Dad, if I had to guess

As usual, the real villain was capitalism all along!