Yeah, I hear ya. Any cardio exercise helps with that though. I like to hike on local trails at a brisk pace and I’m in a decent place there (not running any 10Ks though)

Ever seen a runner smiling? Me neither.

That’s on you for expecting their ice cream machine to actually fucking work

Absolute textbook LAMF. Always entertaining to see one in the wild.

Did I not qualify it by saying I could be wrong? What is so confident about that? Jesus Christ, nobody asked you.

I believe what’s in the payload is not the same as what the user chooses to see. That is, it’s sent no matter what but the user can set what’s visible on the lock screen. I could be wrong though.

A notification doesn’t have to carry any data in its payload; Signal devs could take care of that.

technology entrepreneur

The word you’re looking for here is “charlatan”.

“I’m gonna kill your family after school!”

Final bell rings

I have reached a deal with your family to not kill them… for now.

You: “don’t call him a weasel or a coward! He might kill their family next time!”

He’s already been impeached twice. It’s the Senate that keeps dropping the ball pussing out.

There, fixed it.

He wouldn’t have to weasel out of it if he didn’t get himself into it in the first place. Stop siding with the schoolyard bully

The point is he keeps making escalating threats and always weasels out of it. Of course I don’t want him nuking a country, but he’s a coward and a chicken hawk.

How did you turn my screen into a mirror?

I actually assumed it was real. That’s where we are.

Their refrain is always “if I could do it, anyone could”, as if to suggest that they just chose to be rich and it happened. Therefore, people who haven’t are “just lazy”.

I make pretty good money (not like THAT though) and I will say, you grow into your salary. Meaning, If I can buy the more expensive/quality version of something, I sometimes will. “Fuck it, I can afford it.” Then I’m shocked when people get by making much less. I understand that I’m relatively lucky. I wasn’t born into money but I know people who were and most of them are insufferable.

They wouldn’t do that, all his supporters would go out and get rats installed in their heads. The rat king would gain more support than before.

Chastises you for not remembering some data you handled 5 years ago

believing in amulets

wat

He really said “fuckin’” wow.

Cream of the crap