Stupid post duplication…
Capt. Wolf
Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude…
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You somehow propose this to the genie through half a larynx, he nods briefly, before slicing again, and again, and again with increasing precision, until you are reduced to a single proton.
“I’ve read Zeno too,” the genie replies.
Granted, the genie produces a large sword and slices you perfectly down the middle. The left half of you burns away to dust. “You are now… always right,” he says to your right half as you flop to the ground. Not that it matters much as your consciousness quickly fades.
P-90s? Hell no, grab the flamethrowers and the dynamite!


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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•When she sent me out to buy her one, I never anticipated this question
3·4 days agoWe did, but were quickly reminded “This is a family store.” and told to leave when we also tried out one of the crates.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Perhaps the only appropriate use of AI
7·6 days agoMan, wow… Now there’s a long lost memory.
Original was 25-26 years ago.
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News@lemmy.world•YouTube's ad problem just got worse: Users now seeing 90-second unskippable ads!
28·8 days agoUblock Origin, don’t surf the web without it!
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politics @lemmy.world•Iran War Live Updates: Trump Announces Two-Week Cease-Fire, Backing Down From Threats of Imminent Devastation
1·9 days agoI think it was struck on multiple times, my favorite will always been Back to the Future.

The irony totally not lost that Biff was modeled after Trump and predicted him being a corrupt criminal and woman abuser waaaaaay before all this shit happened…
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politics @lemmy.world•Iran War Live Updates: Trump Announces Two-Week Cease-Fire, Backing Down From Threats of Imminent Devastation
91·9 days agoOh, look at that… It’s Tuesday.

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News@lemmy.world•Trump warns a 'whole civilization will die tonight' if a deal with Iran isn't reached
8·10 days agoWell, now you’re just being antisemitic… /s


He’s the kind of asshole that will come out of it saying something stupid like, “It was nothing! I ran the place!” He’ll just roll it into his career, move on to another platform, and continue to be a big piece of shit.