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the guy who didn’t wanted to shit like for 3 or 4 days straight

Calamardo Tentáculos in latin spanish.

“I’ve nEver BeeN witH thAt pedoPhile”. Well not with that one, specifically.

you can do both

First you break the coconut to get the water (pressing it slowly if you want, some people make a hole), next, also if you want, you can squeeze the pulp to get some oil.

Is not juice because you don’t squeeze the coconut. Sorry, pal.

Is three leches a thing outside of Mexico?

what were you reading tho