Car tires are obedient little sluts, well mine are.

If it does happen, the GOP will just mitch McConnell/weekend at Bernie’s him and come up with something stupid like say he was downloaded into an AI chatbot just before he died, Clarence Thomas will suddenly get a new motorhome and the supreme court will issue a ruling that chatbot Trump can finish out his 2nd and 3rd term as president.

I like how Fox news likes to put question marks on their headlines. Breaking: Democrats to use ground up aborted Christian baby fetuses to feed illegal transgender athletes? We never said that was happening we’re just asking the tough questions.

Seeing a Chevy S-10 90’s model with an antique license plate.

Shortwave radio. I’ve played around with them in the past as well as recently. I live in the US on the gulf coast and picked up stations from Havana to China. The radios are relatively cheap and broadcasting has a far reach for much less power than a traditional FM radio station.

Wish I had some advice for you, I absolutely hate the buzz wordy morons that I work with, i feel your pain. I’ll leave you with this amusing superhero comic action item man.

The onion now owns Alex Jones Info wars, and is hosted by Tim Heidecker who does a pretty good Alex jones voice, and Jim Haggerty who has this conspiracy laced spin off show named after himself. Worth checking out if you’re a fan of the onion humor.

You can tell me I’m a doctor, and don’t call me Surely.

Recently bought a WRX, the O2 sensor went bad, the shop I normally use didn’t want to mess with it so I went to the dealership. While I was waiting I get a text saying my car needs $8,000 worth of work, I just bought the thing so I am starting to panic, the advisor said the battery sensing plug was messed up and to fix it the ENTIRE engine harness had to be replaced. I asked to see what they were talking about, so we walked into the shop, it was a small plastic plug about the size of my pinky finger the previous owner had wrapped in electrical tape so i asked if we can just wrap it back up, the mechanic shrugs but wraps it back, that was 2 years ago still never had an issue even though the advisor was like you need to get this fixed sooner rather than later. Never went back.

I figured it was something like that.

So what that brick do?

Sneak a peek at the card on the bottom of the deck let’s say its the 2 of clubs. Fan out the deck and tell someone to pull the 2 of clubs randomly out of the deck and hand it to you face down without looking at it. You look at whatever card they just pulled let’s say its the ace of spades. Tell them to pull the ace of spades randomly from the deck same as before not looking at it and handing It to you face down. You look at it let’s say its the king of diamonds. You tell them that you are going to pull the king of diamonds from the deck randomly but you covertly pull the card from the bottom of the deck. Now shuffle the 3 cards and show them in the order you just called out, 2 of clubs, ace of spades, and king of diamonds. Works best when the person you’re doing it to has had a few drinks.

What no chemical castration? /s

How was anyone supposed to know he was gonna do the things he said he wanted to do.