Dan is either going to need a gf who is tall and strong enough to carry a way-too-big ladder from the store and strap it to the roof of the car, or one who is small enough to smoosh in the back seat and hold the ladder as it hangs precariously out of the open trunk for the ride home.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•As a soil scientist, I don't recommend this one neat trick that doctors hateEnglish
5·9 hours agoYour house is going to look like a Family Circus cartoon.
So basically a dry moat. I wonder if you could compost those zombies with some sort of Hügelkultur setup. Would composting the zombies destroy the pathogen responsible for the zombification process? Could produce grown from that eventually contribute to immunity to the zombie pathogen? Maybe they could address this in the inevitable sequel, 7 Years to Die (co-produced by Danny Boyle).
Good thinking for the zombie apocalypse. Less optimal for bringing your groceries in each day / week.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Traditional Easter baked bean bobaEnglish
13·1 day agoOf all the sins Jesus died for, this may be one of the worst

One time as I was turning down my bed a paper wasp (or possibly grass wasp, I didn’t get a chance to ask it) that was hiding in the sheets stung me on the hand. And now I hope I can share some of that previously unrealized fear with all of you.