Broke: Stealing is wrong

Woke: Stealing is sometimes a necessity, given the economic realities forced on us by our billionaire overlords

Bespoke: Stealing is praxis

… What?

I’m sorry - are you asking me when I last met Donald Trump because you think that “real life” means only the people I personally come into contact with, and not, you know, things that really happen in the world?

I really hope you’re not lumping Trump in with that whole “most people being reasonably honest and kind” bit. Because, oof.

Well damn. That is really unfortunate.

Not that he has cancer, mind. That’s great. Him getting treated for it is unfortunate.

It’s exhausting wading through these self-serving, woe-is-me entreaties. “I had no idea he would do the thing he promised he’d do! How was I to know that all those millions of people telling me to not vote for a criminal, rapist traitor were on to something?”

Fuck off and die in a hole, you piece of shit. You inflicted this on us. I do not and will not forgive you.

No, they do exist. It’s just that everything is fish.

I read an article several years ago that was arguing that blackberry plants should be classed as carnivores. The idea sounds absolutely absurd, but the more you squint at it, the more sense it makes. Blackberry bushes grow incredibly dense thickets of brambles, and those brambles snag and don’t let go easily. Shepherds in areas with blackberry bushes often have to rescue sheep that eat the blackberries and get stuck in the brambles. If they don’t get rescued, they’ll eventually die and decompose, thus adding a bunch of nitrogen and other useful chemicals to the soil which cause the plant to become larger and healthier.

So while they don’t actively kill creatures like the venus fly trap or pitcher plants, they do grow in a way that can trap and kill animals, and they benefit hugely from the nutrients those animals provide.

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It was a publicity stunt to promote his tax policy that lets certain people deduct up to $25k on tips. A random doordash driver would not be allowed access; even given how deeply incompetent everybody is over there, there are still SOME security restrictions in place.

I think it must have been a typo, and OP meant to write “Cunting”. Trump truly is the most cunting cunt ever.

Yeah… the president of the United States of America posted this picture on his social media platform earlier today:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-posts-himself-as-christ-after-bonkers-pope-attack/

This AI slop is just an improvement on the AI slop he posted earlier.

Don’t sleep on falling on her own sword. That’s always an option, and it’s one that I, personally, would recommend for her.

We should treat him like an Egyptian pharoah, and entomb him with all of his cabinet members.

Love this pic of him cowering on Jan 6th, 2021, though.

Standard traitor shit.

They gave plenty of statements of caution before the election, and most of the country simply didn’t care. So now we reap what we have sown. We did this to ourselves.