Scariest damn thing I’ve seen on TV in years.

Seagull too? Woah

“Its the hiccup illuminati”

If you asked me to come up with a caricature of the manosphere type 10 years ago, that dude is who I would’ve come up with. Guy is just cringe.

This guy is so over the top he’s always seemed like a parody of the manosphere to me. How anyone ever took him seriously is beyond me.

Does his phone also play splinter cell?

Pissing with shy bladder protip: Do some multiplication tables in your head. What’s 7x6? 8x6? 4x12?

Takes up enough concentration that it easily starts to flow. Made this trick up years back and it has never failed me.

From warm to cold.

Never been much of a drinks guy, but I think everything is usually shaken in a cocktail shaker, and has been for many years even before Bond.

If you want to buy a license to a game or movie, it costs money.

If you want to own it you almost have to pirate it at this point.

Good old baby face Dan Jørgensen