just a 1:176 ratio I’m good

If I recall correctly there were some online pizza options in the mid to late 90s. It would go to corporate HQ and they would manually fax your order to the closest restaurant.

give my car a little more pep

you’re gonna need the specifics on this one. Attaching a jet engine to a car should be illegal, but on a cosmic scale, such speed would be infinitesimal.

isn’t it bad to be thirsty and good to have a nice drink?

Plus, there are thousands of years of culture in offering a drink implying trust and friendship.

test the link before sending

there’s a scene from a Samuel Beckett play - one of my favorites but definitely for the hard-core Beckett fan - in which two administrators are examinaning testimonials from a man’s life while he stands on a window ledge working out whether he should jump to his death or not. In it they interview someone he knows and leads to one of the administrators yelling “WHERES THE VERB?!?!!” which in a better world I could post as a Relatable Meme

ran thru is young people slang for shaming a woman with what they consider an abnormally high number of previous partners. Such thinking is misogynist trash obviously.

right click? what is this the stone age

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