HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

poot

Woah woah woah woah….hold the fuck up.

Are you telling me that hipsters aren’t part of a hip?

You know what I think, Terrence?

No, no, chlorine gas is fine as long as that guy is not around.

There’s one two blocks from my house. I go there a lot. It’s falling apart and it’s run by some really sketchy looking people who are always super nice to me. I hope it stays in business forever.

Mom said it was my turn to post the leche meme this week.

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Love Me Dead by Ludo

I thought shitposting at work increased my value.

Well I’ll be damned, that’s why that’s there!

Not to be confused with the well known footballer, Soccertes

The White House, ten minutes later…

I have no problem whatsoever with how you choose to live your life. Go get that happiness, brotha.

Same 😔

It helps to work incrementally. Assuming you’re a beginner, start with simple single voice (one-handed) exercises and melodies. From there you gradually build in complexity as you learn the various note rhythmic values, and soon you’ll be ready for two-voice (both hands).

Any decent piano method book will use an approach like this. Carve out a minimum of 15 minutes a day of practice. More if you’re motivated and have the focus for it. Practice the exercises to mastery before moving to the next - that is to say, don’t just practice it until you get it right, practice it until you can’t get it wrong.

I’m hesitant to call it a disability, but it certainly is a somethingability.