hotspur [he/him]

lol “influenced the routes they could take” that’s a hell if a sentence. Did they perform water magic and change the currents such that the Israeli ships were diverted off course? Did they contract a group of sirens from the Hellespont to lure them off course?

Oh so heartbreaking. In the end it’s just free marketing and buzz for them, so I’m sure they’re just beside themselves.

That… that’s no cat, that’s an inter dimensional being

Woah, the AI turned the Soviet upstanding g young gentleman into Ryan gosling